Stage 1:
It all begins simply enough with a mild craving for spoiled dairy products, and an unexplainable attraction to hooded sweatshirts. Minor though it seems, this is merely the onset of Baltica abuse...
And now...
**A Public Service Announcement**
While it's long been known that alcohol can lead to serious problems, Baltica #9, known to the Russians as "Kahput" weighs supreme at 17.5% alcohol. After intensive, strenuous research into this horrible substance, we've created a list for spotting the telltale signs of Baltica abuse.
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Stage 1: It all begins simply enough with a mild craving for spoiled dairy products, and an unexplainable attraction to hooded sweatshirts. Minor though it seems, this is merely the onset of Baltica abuse... |
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Stage 2: By this point, the Baltica user is usually aware of his/her problem, but has opted instead to shut out the world...
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...and usually at this stage begins a period of sexual experimentation. Next> |
